Land in the Sky: Unteachable Climbing Incident

Wandering the Lethean gorges of our local Walmart, I encounter a mother with two small boys. Exclaims one of the youngsters: “Wow! This is a really nice Walmart. Way nicer than ours!” All at once I find myself teetering, unroped and alone, on the grand traverse between Melancholy and Joy. It could go either way.