I would much rather talk to my dog.
I consider it time that's well spent.
I don't have to ask "Dear,
May I please bend your ear?"
For my dog's ears are already bent.
I would much rather talk to my dog.
I'll let him decide reason and rhyme.
He makes listening an art,
And I know that he's smart:
He agrees with me most of the time.
I would much rather talk to my dog.
It's good to get things off my chest.
If I speak like a fool,
I know everything's cool;
Keeping secrets is what dogs do best.
I would much rather talk to my dog.
New technologies leave me agog.
I have e-mailed and twittered,
And all things considered,
I'm constantly left in a fog.
